Showing posts with label Fiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fiction. Show all posts

The Kingdom
—Fiction by Isaac Birchmier

The Castle was a straight and narrow path, like a giant corridor. It had green boxes in its straight and singular hall, and the boxes were filled with various objects and provided a nice place to sleep, and protection from the weather—especially when the rain came.

But the King on many occasions warned the Prince to not spend too long in the green boxes, for every two weeks or so large carriages approached and lifted the green boxes sky high and emptied the padding within the green boxes and rolled off and away, the sound of the whistling wind behind them. And the King warned the Prince that, once, the Court Jester, who went by the name of Lenny, got caught in a green box as a carriage arrived to clean out its padding, and that Lenny had been resting in the green box, and the carriage dropped him headfirst into the jaws of the monster carriage, and he was carried off to the guillotines, never to be seen again. 

Kerouac’s Kids: A Story (As Told to his Wife Kathleen Touchstone)
—Fiction by D. S. Lliteras

As I look back on it now, I do not remember how it got started. The conversation. A continuation of the one long conversation that we’ve been having for 45 years of married life.
A conversation sometimes starts with something one of us is reading. He reads about ten books to my one. Other times it begins with something one of us has written. And then there’s the real life story. His real life has been much realer than mine. A Vietnam vet—combat corpsman with First Recon First Marine Division. A Merchant Marine. A deep-sea diving and salvage officer for the U.S. Navy. A theatrical director. A short order cook. A firefighter with 15 years on the job. One year in our marriage, he amassed fourteen W-2 Forms.
This time the conversation involved all three R’s—reading, writing, and real life.

The Aloe Incident
—Fiction by May Clare

“I could vomit all over your shoes right now.” Eugene said.
“Look, at your skin! It’s peeling off!” Dani exclaimed. She lifted Eugene’s shirt away from his stomach. His belly was lobster red. “So that’s what happens to white boys who don’t use sunscreen.”
Eugene groaned. Why had this happened on the third date? He’d totally spoiled the mood.
Dani rummaged through her utilitarian beach bag and pulled out some aloe vera. “My cousin is light skinned, so my mom and I carry it around for his silly ass. Take your shirt off.”
This was not how Eugene imagined Dani would tell him to take his shirt off. She pumped some of the green goop into her hand. Eugene looked at the brightly lit arcade station and the Dicky’s ice cream next to it.  
“You sure we should do this now? We could get some ice cream first.” He pointed at the crowd of teens near the Dicky’s.
Dani gave the heaviest sigh and side eye. “I already have it on my hand.” She dropped her beach bag next to her.
Eugene seemed to taste dry, sandy rot in his mouth as she approached him with the aloe. He gulped, then reluctantly peeled his shirt off. Maybe if she only used small doses of the aloe on his skin, his allergies would not react to it. “Can you wipe some off on your shirt or something?” he suggested.
Dani twiddled her fingers in front of him, being careful not to drop a bit of green goo on the boardwalk. “C’mon, it’s not even that much!” she dabbed it all over his stomach along his chest then over his neck. This was the first time she touched most of his body. Yet, he shivered and cringed and gripped his forearm. She grabbed him, spun him around and massaged it into his shoulders and back. The massage felt more like a rough ice bath from hell. His shoulders hunched and he held his head low.

The Devil's Work
—Fiction by S.F. Wright

The Devil’s Work

Mike Ramirez moved to our town a week before school started, and by the second week of September he was one of my best friends. He was likable and laid back; in addition, he was a tremendous athlete. We played touch football on the soccer field after school, and afterwards Paul Denton and I would often go to Mike’s house.
            Mike lived in a well-kept Cape Cod with his mother and younger brother. His father, he said, lived someplace called Garden City. Mike’s mother was a short plump woman who worked odd hours as a nurse. She was always polite to Paul and me, but when she spoke to Mike it was in Spanish and often sounded as if she was angry. Mike would answer in Spanish, and his tone would sound irate also, the only time I saw him like that.
            Usually we played Super Nintendo for an hour or two until it was time to go home for dinner. I’d then walk home and turn on my own Genesis system.
            “Where were you?” my mom asked one evening.
            “Mike’s house.”
            “Is that the new boy?”
            “Yeah.”
            “That’s the third time you’ve been there this week. You must really like him.”
            I shrugged, feeling slightly embarrassed, and then said simply, “He’s cool.”
            “Well, that’s nice.” To my relief she returned to the kitchen, and I scrolled down the list of teams on John Madden Football and tried to decide which one to be.

Paradise
—Short Fiction by Ian Ambler

Warm salt air with a hint of rotting seaweed kick at my face. Sitting in the shade of a four post concrete cabana, feet high, bare toes tickled by a warm breeze. I am content.
            The beach runs along a gentle cove, high rising walls of stone shoring in paradise among the desolation. The sands are rocky, with coral scattered among the pebbles, aching to bite into soft flesh. But even with the dangers to feet, the water is a soothing warmth to the body. First to the delicate toes, then to the shy legs only to pull the shoulders and head underneath as a white tipped waves thunder up the beach.
A half mile of paradise among the desolation only brings a half portion of revelers. It could be the time of day, or the day of the week, but even so it does feel lax as the sun hammers out of the perfectly blue sky. Why so few? Could it be complacency? Could it be longing? Could it be this is not the desolation it appears to be? Could be any of them, though hope seems the closest thing. Fear of hope. Fear to be in the presence. Fear to be reminded of beauty and freedom with the hyphenated removal from the desolation. It makes going back that much harder.
As the day goes on, the shadows of the palm trees slowly rotate across the sand. They are slight things and seem a stiff breeze would bring them down. Holes pock the exterior of the trunks and leaves normally green have edges of yellow. But they still stand, thick with coconuts, swaying in the breeze, mocking anyone who doubts. They made their way to paradise through generations of brothers plodding across the desolation. “Dare to remove me,” they chant. Fragile as they look, their ancestors were strong. They will not go quietly.

Old Bones
—Fiction by Michael Chin

         When little Tom picks up the rabbit’s foot, Grandma Lucy lets him play. It’s important for children to touch, squeeze, get their hands dirty, experiment. As he passes the white fur through his fingers, she thinks of giving to him, this good luck charm that belonged to Grandpa Pete before he had a stroke last winter, shoveling the driveway.
            Grandma Lucy likes knowing more than her grandchildren. Minutes earlier, Tom corrected her, that there are eight planets in the Solar System, not nine, because Pluto doesn’t count anymore. It comes as a relief, then, when Tom asks what the rabbit’s foot is. She tells him. He asks why she keeps it. She tells him it is good luck.
            Tom loses interest and sets it down. He takes the green plastic cup of milk Grandma Lucy poured for him. His sister, Kelly, has already turned her milk brown with Oreo crumbs.
            Grandpa Pete loved the boy. He used to lift Tom the moment he stepped in the house and spin around fast. Tom’s mother would caution him to slow down, but that only made the man and the boy laugh. Children and old people know that a simple fall or a bump to the head won’t kill anyone.
            Grandpa Pete would play catch with Tom in the backyard while Grandma Lucy and Kelly rearranged jigsaw puzzle pieces or rolled pie dough. Now that Grandma Lucy is on her own, the three of them split time indoors and outdoors.

The Adjoining Room
—Fiction by Scott Rooker

The Businessman


I had been eating breakfast at Whitey's Restaurant almost every morning, for sixteen years, but I hadn't been there in two months. The wait staff were worried about me. They could hear my Cadillac engine, idle and stop. By the time my cane touched the pavement my order was already written; black coffee, water, western omelet, grits, and whole wheat toast.

I balanced my weight on the handle of the cane, and walked slowly over the cracked parking lot. I opened the glass door. Bells jingled. The waitress Lauren smiled.

"Where have you been? We were worried sick about you."


"I had an appendicitis," I said. "I was in the hospital. Then I went on vacation.

"
She looked at me from behind the hostess stand. "Well, you look thin. Are you alright?"


"I'm fine. It's just been a slow recovery," I said.


She marked a laminated sheet, and took one set of silverware from the basket.
"Two," I said. "I've got someone joining me. A booth, please?"



I followed her to table 13 and sat. She left and came back with a coffee and a water. I blew on the surface of the coffee, and swished it through my teeth, to cool it. A pale stranger entered. He walked past the gum and candy dispensers, and turned towards my booth. He wore a polo shirt, and pleated khaki pants. He had stringy bleached hair. As he sat down on the other side of the upholstered booth he said, "You are John Ball."


Lauren came by.
"What can I get you to drink?"
"Decaf, please," he said.
I leaned in and said to the stranger, "I've got what you asked me for."


Lauren returned with decaf coffee, water, a bowl creamers, and my western omelet. She placed each item on the table, and said to the stranger, "do you know what you'd like to order?"
He didn't, but he picked something, right then.

"Two-egg breakfast," he said.


"How would you like your eggs? Over easy, over medium, over well, scrambled, sunny side up, or poached?"


"Over medium."


"Home fries, grits, or a fruit cup?"


"Fruit cup."


"Toast, biscuit, or English muffin?"


"Toast."


"Last question, I promise," she said. "Would you like white, whole wheat, sunflower, or rye?"


"Whole wheat." he said.


I unfolded my silverware from the rolled napkin. Taking a sip of coffee, I pulled an envelope with a wad of cash from my pocket. I set it on the syrupy table.

"Here is the sum we agreed upon."

He took it, and counted with his silent lips moving.


I sprinkled my omelet with Texas Pete. I took a bite, wiped my mouth and said, "He goes by the name of 'The Cowboy'. He is a Japanese gangster, who wears western wear and cowboy hats. He controls Tokyo's underworld; drugs, prostitution, smuggling, you name it. 
The police won't go near him. They work for him."


I stopped talking as Lauren returned. She filled my cup with regular, and his with decaf. She smiled as she poured. I watched her as she walked away with her pots. I thought about how I had seen her naked. I thought about how years ago I had had sex with her. We never spoke of it, again. She moved away for a while. I never told my wife. I always tipped her 
well, accordingly.




The Parents

Eric and Cynthia sat in the hospital waiting room. Cynthia was crying and Eric was rubbing her shoulder and holding her hand. They had been waiting for hours when the nurse opened the door and said, "Mr. and Mrs. Davies? The doctor will see you now."

They followed the nurse through the hall and entered a small room. The nurse closed the door. Cynthia briefly examined the covers of the magazines, upside down on the table. The doctor entered. "Hello, I am Dr. Patel," she said. "Your daughter is in critical condition. She is responding to treatment. However, it is likely she will need to undergo a liver transplant."


"My god," said Cynthia. "A liver transplant? How long will she have to wait?"
The doctor said, 
"It depends. Could be weeks, could be months, or longer. I assure you the doctors will do all they can." The doctor took Cynthia's hand and said, "Come, you will see your daughter now."


The List


Eric gave the hospital receptionist the clipboard. "Thank you," she said. "Your case worker will be with you shortly, please have a seat." He sat down with his wife. 


A few minutes later, the case worker said, "Mr. and Mrs. Davies. My name is Carol, please follow me." She lead them down a hallway and into an office. "Please, have a seat," she said. She sat down, behind her desk, and pulled her chair forward.

"Your daughter has AB Rh negative blood. That type of blood, occurs in only about 1 out of 167 people, or about .6% of the population. In such cases, we look first, to family members, whose blood types match, and may be willing to donate a portion of their healthy liver."


"We would gladly, do so," Cynthia said. "But she is adopted."


"Oh," said Carol. "Do you know of any blood relatives, we could contact?"


"I will contact the adoption agency," said Eric.


"Surely we can find her biological parents." Cynthia added. 



Behind The Locked Door

My business meeting with the reclusive Japanese business man had unexpectedly been canceled. Feeling jet lagged from the flight to Tokyo I decided to stay inside the spacious hotel. While exploring my luxury suite I noticed a door, which I presumed lead to an adjoining suite. I tried the door knob but it was locked. I bent down and felt the cool air stream beneath the crack.


I rode the elevator down to the marble lobby and walked into the hotel restaurant. I took a seat at the bar, and ordered a burger and a beer. Moments later a short Japanese man, came up to the bar. He wore a cowboy hat and a white nudie suit with a wagon wheel motif. 

He had a beautiful Japanese woman by his side. My eyes were drawn to her.


With the wave of a hand, the cowboy paid for my burger and bought me a whiskey. I sipped it while I looked at the the muted televisions. ESPN's Sportscenter played in a loop on all of them. All except for one; on one TV. in the very back was an early episode of Sanford and Son.

I was squinting at it.

Without sound, the Japanese woman approached whispering in my ear, "You like this show?"

I turned, "Yes."

She touched my hand and asked, "Do you mind if I sit here and watch with you?"

"Sure," I said. I got a barstool ready for her.

She sat and poked the ice cubes in her water with the tiny straw. She sucked the water, laughed and looked at me.

Shortly, thereafter, I left with the mysterious woman. I remember a blurry elevator ride. I remember laughing at the atrium beneath us. I remember entering my hotel suite. In a stupor I fell on the cold floor. The woman unlocked the door to the adjoining suite, and threw the key on the bed. Lying there I saw, the door open, to reveal a room identical to the one I was lying in. My last memory of that night vanished into the cold hotel air conditioning. That is all I can remember.


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Scott Rooker is an artist, musician, and writer from Raleigh, North Carolina.

House Breakers
—Fiction by Dave Schultz

Tommy slipped the pry bar into his backpack. “What are we going to do?”
I looked at the kids, the infant and the toddler, then at him.
I was seventeen and my brother, Tommy, was nineteen. We’d been house breaking for a couple of years and had it figured. We stuck to low-rent neighborhoods, to shabby apartment houses and rundown two-flats, places that were never going to be at the top of a cop’s to-do list. We hustled from ten till
two, hours most people spent at work, and looked for stuff that would fit in backpacks: cash, dope, guns, laptops, phones and jewelry, the real stuff, platinum and gold. We thought we’d seen it all, everything from ass-packers, the name we gave strap-on dildos, to a pyramid of Mason jars filled with urine. Sick shit, right? But a couple of kids locked in a closet blew way past our pay grade.
“They’re little,” I said.
Tommy popped a cigarette in his mouth. “Give me a light.”
“Really? Here?”
“I just found a couple of babies locked in a closet,” he said. “Give me a light.”
I cracked my lighter.
The older one was a girl, black hair and brown skin. The other had on blue pajamas and I guessed it was a boy. He was lying in a plastic box. He was too little to stand, maybe too little, even, to sit up.
My brother blew smoke at the ceiling. “We’re fucked.”
The little girl’s black eyes were wide open. She was like a fledging sparrow, bright, fierce, waiting for our play, waiting to know which way she had to dart.
Tommy stooped down. “Are you okay, kid?”
She took one step back, deeper into the closet.
“Maybe she can’t speak English. She looks Mexican,” he said.
“Maybe. Maybe she’s too young.” I touched his shoulder. “Come on, Tommy, we gotta go.”
“What about them?”
“What about them?”
“We can’t leave them in there.”
“Leave the closet unlocked. Come on.”
“They’re too little to be on their own.”
“Well, we can’t take them with us.”
“We need to call somebody.”
“Like who?”
“The cops.”
“Cops! Are you nuts? We just jimmied our way in here.”
“And that puts us in the mix. What if there’s a fire—or worse?”
“Worse?”
“Look around, there’s not a lot of kid’s stuff.”
“So?”
“What if they’re like—getting trafficked or something? Do you want us in on that?”
“We’re not in on anything,” I said, but Tommy was right. If something were to happen to those kids now, it’d be on us.
I glanced around. It was a crap apartment, three beat-up rooms that smelled like the underside of a sink. “Watch ‘em. Don’t let her out of that closet,” I said, and started looking around.
A gray couch, stained and legless sagged near the front door. On it, a bruise-blue afghan was twisted into a nest. A portable DVD player sat to the right of the tangle, and a cup crossed with a plastic spoon was on the floor, just to the left. A twin mattress was on the floor in the bedroom, pushed against the wall opposite a window taped over with newspaper. In the small bedroom closet, a few things were draped on hangers: a couple of blouses, one pair of jeans and a woman’s dress. At the end of the clothes pole in a cleaner’s bag, there was a little girls dress, too, a fancy one that poofed out at the bottom.
There was a dish drainer in the kitchen sink. In the silverware cup were two small rubber coated spoons
and a black plastic fork. Repurposed margarine tubs were up on edge to dry. I reached for the knob on the cupboard next to the sink, but paused. The gray afternoon tumbled through the window, and I didn’t need to open the cupboards to know what was inside.
I went back to the closet between the bedroom and the front room. My brother had his arms crossed. The little girl had a spill-proof baby cup in her mouth.
“So?” he said.
“Nothing.”
“What’s the plan?”
“Okay, here’s what we do. We close the door . . .”
“No!”
“Listen, Tom. We close the door, go out and call 911, but not on our phones. We use a pay phone.”
Tommy started shaking his head.
“We wait outside, we watch the apartment, who comes, who goes, we watch until the cops get here.”
Tommy didn’t like it. He slumped against the wall.
“What else are we going to do?”
He shook his head.
“You got a better plan?”
“No.”
“Let’s move. Lock ‘em in.”
“It ain’t right, Burns.”
“I know, but what choice do we have?”
Tommy slid down the wall opposite the closet. The little girl was sitting next to the plastic box, watching him. “It’s spooky how she don’t cry.”
“She’s a tough kid.”
“We were tough kids, too, but if somebody had left us locked in a closet we would have been wailing our asses off.”
“You think they’re brother and sister?” I asked.
“Don’t you?”
“Yeah, and I’m guessing it was probably mom or dad or both that put them in here.”
“Yeah, me too.” Tommy took a long drag off his cigarette. “Ma pulled some shit, huh, but nothing
like this.”
“She did the best she could.” I reached for the smoke.
He took another drag and passed it up to me. “You think?”
I took a pull and looked at the baby girl. “No, not really, but what does it matter? She’s our mom.” I grabbed the shoulder of his hoodie and tugged. “Come on, we gotta go.”
He got to his feet. “I say we hangout and beat the shit out of the first person who walks through that door.”
“Let the cops handle it, that’s what they get paid for, right? Let the goon squad do the dirty work.”
My brother smiled. Smiling was good. It meant we were on the backside of this thing.
Tommy stood at the closet door. “Think they need something, water, food?”
I pulled my brother back by his elbow, closed the door and slid the black steel bolt into the keeper. “The cops‘ll get it.” I tugged his elbow again. “Come on.”
It was gray and cool. The sidewalks and streets were wet. Granville was busy, but it was all car traffic. Nobody was walking. We crossed the street and stood in front of a Payday Loan. “Look, I can see all the way down the gangway. Nobody can get in the back without me knowing. Duck down to the CVS and use their pay phone.”
“Nobody’s got pay phones no more.”
He was right. “Check, and if not, there’s an Armanetti’s another block down.”
“And if they don’t got one?”
“Get creative.”
Tommy nodded.
“But don’t use your phone,” I said, and Tommy took off.
Thirty minutes later he was back. “Walked all the way to Clark.”
“And?”
“A laundromat. Anything yet?”
“No. What did you tell 911?”
“I told them there was some kids locked in a closet.”
“You give ‘em the address?”
“Yeah, 1011 Granville, second floor, back.”
“What did they say?”
“They asked me who locked them in there.”
“What did you say?”
“Said I didn’t know, and then they asked me if I thought the kids were in danger.”
“And?”
“I said, ‘What do you think?’ and hung up.”
I nodded.
Tommy pushed his hands in his pockets. “They been by?”
“The cops? No, not yet.”
Another half hour passed. School let out. People started getting off work. The street filled up. I walked up to the CVS to get us Cokes, and Tommy called while I was in the store. “Cops,” he said.
I dumped what I had and hurried back.
There was a blue and white stopped out front. Tommy tossed his head at the cop’s SUV. “There’s that and an unmarked Impala went down Kenmore and pulled into the alley.”
Twenty minutes went by.
It was just a little after four pm. It started to drizzle. Tommy and me moved back against the windows of the Payday Loan. A Latina from inside knocked on the glass and told us to move on. I smiled at her. “We’re supposed to meet our mother here. The hot water heater quit on her, and she’s coming down right after work.”
“You wouldn’t happen to know how to install one, would you?” Tommy asked, raising his voice to penetrate the glass.
She smiled and asked if we wanted to wait inside.
Tommy showed her his cigarette.
“Those things will kill you,” she said, and she went back behind the counter.
People were streaming off the Red Line trains, and the sidewalk was full. Another unmarked car came up. A woman and a man got out and disappeared down the gangway.
“Family services,” Tommy said.
We’d seen enough of those people to know.
It wasn’t long then.
I can’t tell you why I noticed her, but I did. A frail looking girl was hurrying down Granville from
Sheridan. I nudged Tommy.
“I see her,” he said.
At the intersection she noticed the police car and broke into a trot.
The woman from the Payday Loan stepped out of the building. “What’s going on over there?” Tommy looked back at her. “I don’t know. The police pulled up—thirty, forty minutes ago, something like that.”
“When’s your mother getting here?”
“She just called, said she was running a little late. You’re open to nine, right?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Can we stash our backpacks behind the counter for a quick sec? We want to see what’s happening across the street,” Tommy said.
I looked at my brother.
“You want to see what’s going on, don’t you?”
I nodded.
Tommy looked at the woman at the door of the store. “Can we? We’re sick of lugging them around.”
The woman hesitated.
Tommy opened the first flap on his bag and tugged a laptop half out. “Just our computers, we’re coming from school.”
I had two computers in my bag, plus some ‘scripts, and a fifteen pound bag of change.
The woman agreed.
We stashed our bags, jogged across the street, and sat on the steps of the building next door. A cop led the frail woman out in handcuffs; she was tiny, and most surprising, not much older than us. Her face was stone. She wasn’t happy, but something about her said she knew the score and this wasn’t the worse thing that had ever happened to her. Behind her, the woman from Family Services appeared holding the little boy, and the man came out holding the girl.
The little girl, the little sparrow, her eyes were on the woman in handcuffs. The man that carried her took long strides and her head bounced with each step, and maybe because of that bounce, she noticed us, me and Tommy, sitting on the steps. Recognition lit her face, and she pointed and called out in Spanish. Just a few words, but it was enough to tip off one of the cops, one that spoke Spanish I suppose, and me and my brother were suddenly surrounded.
A huge, muscled up fucker stood in front of us, his hands on his hips. “You live here?” He nodded to the door at the top of the steps. Cops loved to trap you like that, ask you a question that tempts you to lie. If you go for it, they got you. Lying makes you a suspicious character.
“Not me,” Tommy said.
The cop looked at me.
“Nope.”
The frail woman was being guided into the back of the SUV; she was no longer stoned-faced. She was looking at us and blistering with hatred. After he’d put her in the car, the cop’s partner walked up behind him.
“All right, up.” The big cop patted me down. His partner did Tommy. The big one held out his hand, did the “gimmie thing” with all his fingers. “IDs.”
We gave him our state cards; he glanced at them and turned them over to his partner. “Brothers?”
We nodded our heads yes.
“Any warrants?”
We shook our heads no.
“You’re from up by Humboldt. What are you doing around here?”
“Walking around,” Tommy said. “Saw the hoe-down, and wanted to know what was going on.”
“Is that what you’re going with?” he said.
We shrugged.
“Do you know anything about this?” “About what?” I asked.
“Did either one of you call this in?”
“Call what in?” Tom said.
“A domestic.”
We shook our heads.
It started low, but quickly built into a steady, deafening yowl. The cop turned. The little girl, the little sparrow, had cracked. She was finally crying full out, with everything she had, and the mom, for all her granite, was bawling, too.
“Sad case, this illegal here, locked her kids in a closet and went off to clean houses.”
“Yeah?” Tom shook his head. “Just goes to prove it.”
“Prove what?” the cop asked.
“Shit’s tough all over.”
The cop huffed. “And you two don’t know anything about it?”
“No,” we answered in unison. The family services car drove off.
The cop’s partner came back and handed him our IDs. “No warrants, no priors.”
The cop gave us one last nudge. “Whoever called that in, now that guy was a hero.” The cop looked at us, weighing our expressions. “Maybe saved those kids’ lives.”
“Yeah,” Tommy said, “and it’s such a great life, too.”
We pushed into the Payday Loan. “It was some kids. Their mom locked ‘em in a closet and went off to clean houses.”
The woman bobbed her head, picked up a landline and pushed a button. “Ed, can you come out here?”
“Can we get our backpacks?” Tommy asked.
“Pardon me?” she said.
“Our backpacks?” Tommy said.
A big Hispanic came through a door on the back wall of the store. “You guys gotta go,” he said.
“What about our backpacks?” I said.
“We ain’t got no backpacks,” he said. “You gotta go—now.”
“Hey, what is this? We left our backpacks with this fucking cunt, and we want ‘em back.” The woman and the man smiled. “Get the law down here, whites, tell ‘em what’s in the bags. See if they can find your computers and prescriptions and coins and crowbars. What do you say?” she said. “Fuck you.” Me and Tommy both started stepping up, but the big man opened his coat. There was a pistol in his waistband. He represented, index and pinky finger extended, middle and ring finger half way up. The M13s: it was a gang sign people didn’t toss unless they could with absolute authenticity. The woman waved bye-bye and laughed.
We started walking. It’d be dark in twenty minutes. We’d catch the Red Line, then the Division Avenue bus. We’d pry Mom off her stool at the Five Step on the way home. She’d crawl into bed, and we’d make a double box of mac and cheese. Yeah, it’s such a great life.


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Dave Schultz is a factory worker, who received a BA in Creative Writing and an AS in Mortuary Science, both from Southern Illinois University. He's had one notable piece published, a short story titled “Colt 45,” which appeared in Fifth Wednesday and was nominated for the 2013 Pushcart.

SALT
—Fiction by Joy Norstrom

           I wriggle my fingers in the pretzel bag and search for the salty bits trapped in the bottom. The salt is the very best part and I’m glad Charlie doesn’t want any more. “I think we might be moving,” I say. I’ve been thinking about it all day, all night, since I saw what mom brought home.
            Charlie’s eyes scrunch up behind his smudgy glasses and he bangs his heels against the metal electric box. “No you’re not. You just moved in last year.”
            I shrug and lick the salt off my fingertips. It’s true. We’d moved in on a scorching hot day last summer. The long rows of brick apartment buildings had surrounded me. Window after window, identical metal-railed balconies, and beaten up downspouts enclosed the heat and asphalt. I was suffocated on all sides.

A Hire Insight
—Fiction by Janet Olearski

Clifford
The day before the new faculty interviews, Sophia fell off her horse and took a resounding blow to the head. Her brain reverberated within her skull as if it had been clouted with a frying pan. At the hospital, she was pronounced sound and went about her business as normal, but inside her body an atavistic sense had been awakened from its divine slumber.

Graham
I sometimes feel that Clifford is in another world and certainly not knuckling down to the job in hand. We have barely a week in which to sort out the new hires. Ahmed in HR always drags his heels on this, so we can’t afford to waste time at our end. We’ve got our short list. Surely it can’t be too much to ask Clifford to show a bit of leadership and hurry up with the interviews? As for Sophia, what was she doing anyway riding a horse in the desert?

Eve
The hospital bit was just attention-seeking on Sophia’s part. I would have thought that anyone falling in sand would have had a soft landing. She always has to be one up on everyone. I’m not impressed with people who injure themselves. Clifford put her on candidate-lunch duty. Clearly that was all she was fit for.

Clifford
Sophia is meeting the job candidates for lunch. I had to lean on her rather heavily to do that much. Everyone else was either tied up, or simply didn’t want to be bothered. However, one could say that Sophia went the extra mile, or so I soon discovered. As in the days when she first learned and dabbled in Tarot, that old instinct, that sniffing out of feelings and impressions and inner thoughts, started to take her over.
At least that’s my take on it.

Graham
Our most promising candidate … that chap Peter. She didn’t like him. Can you believe it? After the lunch, she followed me to my room and she said, ‘Graham! Are you listening to me, Graham? Make sure Clifford doesn’t hire him.’
Eve asked me what the problem was. I said it was nothing. Just Sophia having a bit of a rant. What Sophia had actually said was that this chap Peter was going to cause an awful lot of trouble. Honestly, I’m at a loss.

Eve
Sophia gave me one of her looks. Graham said I was being paranoid. No, I wasn’t. Sophia has never liked me. I think she’s just mean and embittered because I have a husband and she doesn’t. Well, who would have her? She’s just plain weird. Her latest thing is that she doesn’t want us to hire Peter. He seems fine to me. Maybe a bit earthy, a bit too up-close and personal? I don’t know. But, what do you need from a teacher? We’re not hiring a president or something. He’d be fine.

Clifford
I rather liked Peter. I thought him intelligent and cultured. Just the kind of teacher we need for our Institute. We need to up the standard. This is the way to go. As I was saying to Caroline last night at dinner, ‘For goodness sake, we’re not a summer school. We need a touch of gravitas.’

Graham
So I said to Sophia, ‘What’s your problem, Sophia?’
And she said, ‘Mark my words, Graham, you’re going to be so sorry if we hire Peter.’
I said to her, ‘And what gives you that idea?’
‘His handshake,’ she said. ‘Maybe you didn’t pick it up, but I did.’
I said, ‘Pick what up, Sophia?’
‘It was speaking to me,’ she said.
‘The handshake?’
‘Yes,’ it said, “I am short-tempered and irritable. You are inferior to me, but I will put up with you for now because of the interview situation.”
‘And what was all that then,’ I said, ‘intuition?’ 
‘Insight,’ she said. ‘It was insight. And I’ll tell you something else,’ she said. ‘That Peter has a roving eye.’
There’s no two ways about it. I’m going to have to talk to Clifford about Sophia. We can’t have a loose cannon like that in the department.

Clifford
Graham is complaining about Sophia. I tried to explain to him that as one of the longest-serving faculty members, her opinion counts for something. I told Caroline about it. She’s never been a fan of Graham.
‘He’s terribly ordinary,’ she said. ‘He’s probably worried that if you hire Peter, he’ll lose his foothold in the department.’
She could have a point. I told Graham to be patient with Sophia.

Graham
It’s pointless speaking to Clifford. He’s like Sophia. As I said before, he’s in another world.
He said, ‘Oh do be patient, Graham. Sophia is not herself at the moment.’
Is she ever herself? The woman’s deranged. Clifford sees Peter as intelligent and cultured and she’s going around saying, ‘We don’t need troublemakers like that working alongside us.’

Eve
If you ask me, Sophia was always a bit strange even before the horse-in-the-desert incident.

Clifford
I don’t ask for Graham’s opinion, but he gives it to me anyway. Caroline told me – and I think she is absolutely right – that the sooner I take this whole matter into my own hands, the better. I need to make haste and take some decisions.



Eve
Why do we have to interview so many people anyway, asking the same questions over and over, looking out for the tell-tale body language and listening for slips of the tongue? There’s nothing wrong with Peter. Maybe Sophia fancied him and he didn’t respond to her cues. That’s why she doesn’t want us to hire him.

Graham
Bad news. Sophia’s sabotaged another candidate. Ernest. She held his notebook for him as he repacked his briefcase. According to her it spoke to her … again, and it told her he wanted security for his wife and two children, but that his drinking flawed him and sentenced them. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. She told Clifford. I’m guessing we won’t be hiring Ernest.

Clifford
One more candidate to go. Brenda. I think I’m ready to take a decision about Peter. Ernest is off the list.

Graham
Here we go again. Brenda, it seems, ‘had hidden something deep in her heart.’ This is the inside story from Sophia. We’ll have to stop her going to these lunches with the candidates. But it’s like shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted. I suppose Sophia knows something about bolting horses. It seems that Brenda’s husband lived ninety percent of his time in the capital. He told Brenda he was tired of the commute, but what he hadn’t told her was that he had a mistress in the city. She knew anyway.
            ‘Her calm exterior belied the tormented soul within.’ Sophia’s words, not mine. According to Sophia, Brenda ‘coveted all she saw in the present and all she would take in the future.’
What on earth does that mean?

Clifford
Sophia has left. That’s it. She’s gone to China. I drove her to the airport. I said to her, ‘So you want to eat, pray and love.’
She looked at me coldly and she said, ‘No, only pray, and you should too.’
I told her, ‘You just couldn’t forgive me for hiring Peter and Brenda.’
She said, ‘You’re the director. It’s your decision.’

Graham
Well, that all ended rather badly.

Clifford
Yes, I know. I should have listened. Who would have thought so much could happen in six months? Peter has moved to Qatar. It was quite sudden. With him he took his new four-wheel drive, and my wife Caroline. Six months on Brenda stole Eve’s husband. We start interviewing for new faculty next week.

Graham
What is his problem? All I said was, ‘Clifford, this CV you’ve given me … it looks good but, you know what, I’ve got this funny feeling about it.



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Janet Olearski is an Anglo-Polish author, born in London, based in Abu Dhabi, but of no fixed abode ... effectively, an urban nomad. Her short fiction and poems have appeared in various publications including Jotters United, Far Off Places, Bare Fiction, Beautiful Scruffiness, and Pen Pusher. She is the founder of the Abu Dhabi Writers’ Workshop. Website: http://www.janetolearski.com