The south is melting; one goo-goo cluster at a time
The south is melting; one goo-goo cluster
At a time.
Or was that a praline?
I heard a rumor that they used
to chunk them at people's heads
at the grand olde Opry.
And that one lady received
a pretty severe concussion
as a result
(but you can't believe
everything you hear)
anyway, they don't really melt
they just get real warm and gooey
like a woman's heart
when a man asks her to marry him
galloping up on a stallion
with a box of cherry cordials
or goo-goo clusters
& two iced teas,
one with lemon
one without
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I pretended to be a go-go dancer in a dirty gas station restroom (and other gas station tales)
Once when I was
pumping gas
I saw a
Teenager with a group
Of his friends
Smoking a cigarette
He smoked the whole thing
Then he walked into the store
And bought a chili-cheese
Hot dog and ate the whole
Thing
And I thought
Yuck
That's kind of
Disgusting
Nicotine and chili cheese?
There should be some
Kind of law
ANOTHER TIME
I borrowed
a restroom key
and put it in
In my pocket
And when I got inside
I pretended to be a Go-Go
Dancer
And I swung the key
On it's giant plastic card
Around and around
